would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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