are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
how can u be prego again
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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