And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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