Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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