So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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