It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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