these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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