Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we have officially lost it.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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