Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
third nipple confirmed
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
