can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
