Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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