It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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