dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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