Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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