he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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