your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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