I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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