It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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