this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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