covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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