I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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