I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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