I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
What a dumb baby whore.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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