Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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