eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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