you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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