Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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