you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You dont lie about slip and slides
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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