is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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