He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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