But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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