don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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