let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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