Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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