sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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