i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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