Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
