Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
is wine microwaveable?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
