I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
