Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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