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My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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