We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
