how can u be prego again
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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