Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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