doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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