Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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