he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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