So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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