i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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