Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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